Not all paths lead somewhere. Some lead nowhere.
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/ Q: How many hardware engineers does it \
| take to change a light bulb? A: None.  |
| We'll fix it in software.              |
|                                        |
| Q: How many system programmers does it |
| take to change a light bulb? A: None.  |
| The application can work around it.    |
|                                        |
| Q: How many software engineers does it |
| take to change a light bulb? A: None.  |
| We'll document it in the manual.       |
|                                        |
| Q: How many tech writers does it take  |
| to change a light bulb? A: None. The   |
\ user can figure it out.                /
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        \   ^__^
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